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We read every message. Sometimes the dog reads them too, though his feedback is mostly delivered by sitting directly on the keyboard. Whatever you’re dealing with — product question, breed-specific recommendation, flagging something we got wrong — send it. We’ll respond.

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Email Use the form — it’s the fastest way to reach us. We check it daily, including weekends (the animals don’t take weekends off and neither do we).

Response Time We typically respond within 2 business days. Breed-specific questions get priority because we know you’re trying to make a decision and the dog is already in the cart.

Location Our testers are distributed across three households in the US — which is how we get climate diversity in our outdoor gear reviews. One team member is in Seattle. The dogs do not enjoy the rain equally.

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We do not accept manufacturer samples, sponsored reviews, or free products. Every item we review is purchased at full retail price. If you’re reaching out on behalf of a brand, please don’t — your email will be declined, and our senior Beagle will be unmoved by your pitch deck.

We do not provide veterinary medical advice. If your pet is unwell, please call your vet. We can tell you what products have worked for our arthritic Beagle, but we are not your vet and we shouldn’t be.

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